If I Had a Million Dollars <br />Barenaked Ladies <br />~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ <br />Dancin'Toni Music Videos <br />~~~~~~~Lyrics~~~~~~~~ <br /><br />Songwriters: <br />Ed Robertson / Steven Page <br /><br />If I Had a Million Dollars <br />If I Had a Million Dollars <br />Well, I'd Buy You a House <br />I Would Buy You a House <br /><br />And if I Had a Million Dollars <br />If I Had a Million Dollars <br />I'd Buy You Furniture for Your House <br />Maybe a Nice Chesterfield or an Ottoman <br /><br />And if I Had a Million Dollars <br />If I Had a Million Dollars <br />Well, I'd Buy You a K-Car <br />A Nice Reliant Automobile <br />And if I Had a Million Dollars, <br />I'd Buy Your Love <br /><br />If I Had a Million Dollars <br />I'd Build a Tree-Fort in Our Yard <br />If I Had a Million Dollars <br />You Could Help <br />It Wouldn't be that Hard <br /><br />If I Had a Million Dollars <br />Maybe We Could Put a Little Tiny Fridge <br />In There Somewhere <br />We Could Just Go Up There and Hang Out <br /><br />Like Open Da Fridge and Stuff <br />And there would be Foods Laid Out for Us <br />Like Little Pre-Wrapped Sausages and Things <br />MMMMMMMMM.......... <br />They Have Pre-Wrapped Sausages <br />But They Don't Have Pre-Wrapped Bacon <br />Well, Can You Blame Them? <br />Yeah <br /><br />If I Had a Million Dollars <br />If I Had a Million Dollars <br />Well, I'd Buy You a Fur Coat <br />But Not a Real Fur Coat, <br />That's Cruel <br /><br />And if I Had a Million Dollars <br />If I Had a Million Dollars <br />Well, I'd Buy You an Exotic Pet <br />Yep, Like a Llama or an Emu <br /><br />And if I Had a Million Dollars <br />If I Had a Million Dollars <br />Well, I'd Buy you John Merrick's Remains <br />All them Crazy Elephant Bones <br />And if I Had a Million Dollars <br />I'd Buy Your Love <br /><br />If I Had a Million Dollars <br />We Wouldn't Have to Walk to the Store <br />If I Had a Million Dollars <br />We'd Take a Limousine 'cause it Costs More <br /><br />If I Had a Million Dollars <br />We Wouldn't have to Eat Kraft Dinner <br />But We Would Eat Kraft Dinner <br />Of Course We Would, We'd Just Eat More <br /><br />And Buy Really Expensive Ketchup With It <br />That's Right, All the Fanciest Dijon Ketchup <br />(: MMMMMMMMM :) <br /><br />If I Had a Million Dollars <br />If I Had a Million Dollars <br />Well, I'd Buy You a Green Dress <br />But Not a Real Green Dress, <br />That's Cruel <br /><br />And if I Had a Million Dollars <br />If I Had a Million Dollars <br />Well, I'd Buy You some Art <br />A Picasso or a Garfunkel <br /><br />If I Had a Million Dollars <br />If I Had a Million Dollars <br />Well, I'd Buy You a Monkey <br />Haven't You Always Wanted a Monkey? <br />If I Had a Million Dollars <br />I'd Buy Your Love <br /><br />If I Had a Million Dollars <br />If I Had a Million Dollars <br />If I Had a Million Dollars <br />If I Had a Million Dollars <br />If I Had a Million Dollars <br />~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ <br />I'd Be RICH! <br />~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ <br />Dancin'Toni Productions
